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"My own CHILD ROBBED ME!" Protested the mother to the cops

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"I Cant Sleep," she whispered, crawling into bed with me.

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[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you dont know the door code, so how did you possibly get into my safe room?"

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I came home to find that my wife had given birth to our first child and hung herself.

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As a lay there, out of water and on the brink of starvation, I fired off my last flare

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I was glad the glad the lake water was so murky.

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The biggest mistake of my life was asking the Genie to get rid of my pimples.

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I was at the park during daylight.

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I woke up to a kiss on my lips, she does that everyday to wake me up.

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People have illogically stopped buying Corona beer, thinking it will give them the Coronavirus.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"My own CHILD ROBBED ME!" Protested the mother to the cops	4
"I Cant Sleep," she whispered, crawling into bed with me.	4
[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you dont know the door code, so how did you possibly get into my safe room?"	4
I came home to find that my wife had given birth to our first child and hung herself.	4
As a lay there, out of water and on the brink of starvation, I fired off my last flare	4
I was glad the glad the lake water was so murky.	4
The biggest mistake of my life was asking the Genie to get rid of my pimples.	4
I was at the park during daylight.	4
I woke up to a kiss on my lips, she does that everyday to wake me up.	4
People have illogically stopped buying Corona beer, thinking it will give them the Coronavirus.	4